
Jack: *is eating*
Sam: I could not possibly wait to have a drink

Jack: *is eating*
Sam: I could not possibly wait to have a drink
gotta get through the cardboard to get back to chewing on the skirting board

I had some nuggets in my pocket, Ben decided they should be his but he couldn’t figure out how to get in to the pocket
Where’s a good place to eat this? Ah yes, the bath.

me: let’s take photos
degu: lol bye

I can jump that far…
No, Sam, please. Trust me when I tell you that you can’t jump to the windowsill from there.

Who needs a roof? nom nom

How do you get the food??
Today’s silly degu: Tobias
He got a piece of puffed rice stuck on his front teeth, he was tilting his head back and pawing at his mouth but couldn’t get it off, so I gave him a hand.
Or the way Tobias tells it:
I was trying to eat some food and I nearly had it but then the Mean Human picked me up and- hey! food! – anyway, I’m not really sure why the human picked me up, they didn’t hold me long though.
A vicious predictor stalks its elusive prey, the noodle. Victorious, it returns to its burrow.